I’m feeling a little A.D.D. today, so I’ll take Potpourri for $400, Alex.
Let the randomization commence!
An Ode to Mother’s Day from the blogosphere!
Yesterday was a great day. I got to spend some quiet time with my lovely mom over lunch, and then got a great surprise when my son and his girlfriend arrived from out of town.
Getting to have Mother’s Day dinner with both my offspring was the greatest gift.
In between all of this excitement I got to do some reading. WordPress was full of heartwarming tributes to moms, and from moms to their children. In case you missed them, I’m sharing some of my favourites here:
- Funny and sweet: http://tinylessonsblog.com/2014/05/10/picture-this/
- The video alone is worth the click over! http://andrawatkins.com/2014/05/11/motherlover/
- A reunion 7 months in the making: http://livelaughrv.net/2014/05/11/happy-mothers-day/
- Poignant and thoughtful: http://bulgingbuttons.wordpress.com/2014/05/11/i-never-wanted-to-be-a-part-time-mother/
- Fully hilarious! http://expateyeonlatvia.wordpress.com/2014/05/11/the-irish-mammy-versus-the-latvian-mate/
- Love and miscommunication! http://maryjmelange.wordpress.com/2014/05/10/this-phone-doesnt-work-right/
- Beautiful and funny! http://peakperspective.com/2014/05/10/the-mother-app/
And a video that is sure to make you smile (or possible cry by the end!):
Leaving on a jet plane…
I’m boarding a flight to New York City right around the time this post gets published. This means that I may not respond to comments as quickly as possible; it also means I’ll probably get a little behind on my reading.
I’ll do my best to catch up by the end of the week.
Or y’all could just stop publishing until I’m back, so I don’t miss anything. Just sayin’.
Now you guys are just skeeving me out. (AKA more creepy search terms…)
- Pendulum tits [Ew. Stop that!]
- Big pendulum tits [I mean it. Stop!]
- Hungover and unwashed [Ugh. I just threw up in my mouth.]
- Leg raises pooch [Bestiality is not welcome here. Move along.]
- Spanking selfie [Stop it, you freak.]
- Selfies of my spanked arse [No, really…STOP!]
- Sweat words at night lovers [Whisper “sweat” nothings in my ear?…]
- xoxo nansi sex [No. NO. NOOOOO.]
- Big ass’s [I don’t know if I’m more concerned about the subject matter or the incorrect use of the apostrophe.]
- Sweaty and single blog [No. Go away. Be gone.]
But then a couple of very sensible ones:
- Pure Barre are these women stupid? [Yes.]
- Does Pure Barre get easier? [No. Want proof, see here.]
Another milestone…
WordPress has notified me that this is my 200th post!
I’m hoping they commemorate the occasion by sending cake. Or money.
Keep moving!
xoxo nancy [Note: That’s NOT “xoxo nansi sex”. That’s just wrong.]
my year of sweat 
Ha ha! Thanks for the plug! I’ve got ‘peeing selfie’ as a search term today. Some strange people out there 😉 Have a safe trip! I’ll try not to be too prolific this week 😉
You ate the best, Linda!
Ha ha ha!
hahahahaha…sorry
I feel so responsible for all your spanking related search terms!!
You should! 😛
How were squats after dancing all day??
my legs hated me…and I ached on sunday!
but pilates helped until I had to do even more squats in the afternoon!!
I am beginning to wonder if I even want a bombshell bottom!!
(lucky rest day today coincides with body pump!!)
🙂
My rest day coincides with travel day. 🙂
which is also good 🙂
I like starting my day with a laugh!! Thank you so much 🙂
Hope your trip to New York is a good one. Yeah – I know it’s for work but it can still be GREAT!
The last two trips there offered equal parts work and play, so I’m excited!
Equal parts!! Most excellent. Subsidized play!!! 🙂
😉 the best kind.
Have fun in NYC lady!
Thanks! Already planning which show I’ll be seeing. It’ll be hard to top Of Mice And Men last month. Nah, what am I saying? It’s Broadway, I’ll find something great! 🙂
So jealous! I wish I could hop the bus up there, but alas my finances are in the crapper or I’d meet you for a show like a fancy lady 🙂
Oh that would be AWESOME! Now I’m sad.
Have a safe trip, Nancy!
Muchas gracias!
Oh, and congrats on 200!! Yay!
I’m still scratching my head at your 1,000. Now that’s impressive!
Well, I’ve been at it for quite a few years.
Have you found you are writing more or less frequently the older the blog gets? Curious.
Depends on my mood, really. And I have a LOT of free time at work, which allows me to blog and read. If that ever changes my activity on WP will drop.
Ahh, gotcha. For me it’s fits and starts. Sometimes I have do much to say, other times it’s painful how empty my creative bank acct feels. I try not to force it. If there’s nothing to write: don’t write. 2 posts/week feels about right for me, most of the time.
I have a lot more to say than I thought I ever would. And writer’s block BLOWS.
Totally.
LOL! Hope your flight was good and am glad you had such a wonderful Mother’s Day!
I can’t believe all the searches for my blog are being redirected here!!!
I hope all those freaks see your comment and click straight over to your page!!
Are you kidding? They are my best followers!
They really get me…
After looking at that list, I perfectly happy with all the different search terms on how to kill rats…
Yep. Grass is definitely not greener over here.
I’m thinking red.
Enjoy your trip!
Many thanks!
Hope your travels are safe. Loved the “Pure Barre are these women stupid?” search term. I think that person feels the same way about barre as I do…
Yep. You and me both, sister.
Thank you for the Twitter share, by the way. 🙂
With pleasure.
Wouldn’t it be awesome if they sent money in those little milestone trophies??? Congratulations on your 200th post.
I’d be just as happy with cake.
Some WONDERFUL links here, Nancy. I’m inundated with terrific writing. Many thanks for all the new intros.
Congrats on the big achievement. Those are no small potatoes. Enjoy the feeling of a job well done.
Cheers!
I forget to look at my search terms until you do these posts. There were only two disgusting ones this time – not match for yours!
Consider yourself lucky.
I do!
Hey Nancy, congratulations on the 200th post! But more importantly, stop making me jealous about NYC. I’m sweltering away in Waterloo, yo.
I just finished work and now I’m off to score half price show tix. La la la. 🙂
And tomorrow, fingers crossed, I get to meet Guap and his wife for dins. How awesome is that??
Grrrr… but cool. And please give Guap a bit hug for me, or if you’re feeling very adventurous, a nice big sloppy kiss. That guy is a treasure.
If his wife okays it I’ll lick his face. Not really. That’s just creepy.
Man!!! Your search terms are way more exciting (and slightly disturbing) than mine!!! 😦 have a great time in NY
Creepy, creepy shit, Laurel. 🙂
Lovin’ the random…fits my life right now. Squirrel! 😉
Totally! 🙂
Ha! I love ADD…hey, look at that squirrel! I have those days that I call mental diarrhea! It just keeps running and running. 🙂 Have a safe trip and keep sweating! 🙂
Sisters from another mister! 😉
Hermanas por otro Señor…
Si senora 🙂
Hahaha your search terms completely derailed whatever poignant and heartwarming Mother’s Day observations I was going to make.
Right??? 🙂
My search terms will never match yours, I’m afraid. Took a quick glance and there are a few funny ones, like “the handsome male blog” (??) and “my computer was locked by FBI” (didn’t do it!)…and about 500 searches for Victoria Falls… Have a great trip to NYC! Hope it’s not all work!
Just touched down back in Toronto! It was. Great 3 days. Equal parts work and play. I love NY!
I do too – in about 3-4 day chunks!
That’s why I keep going once every four weeks – for 3 days at a time. 🙂
You’re cracking me up, girl. By the way, you can add one to that list of expressions: “rode hard and put away wet.” Ha! John
NO WAY!!! You had that as one of your search terms?? Now THAT is funny!! 😀
Haha Nancy, I have to say I am jealous of your freaky search terms, but EVEN MORE jealous of your date with Guap and TMWGITU. And no selfie. Sigh…
😉 I’m over it, really, I am.
I seriously would have, Lynne – just honestly forgot! The conversation was so great — together about 2 hours! They are the sweetest couple EVER!
I know, I know, you forgot cause you were having such a great time. Maybe one day I will have the chance to meet them too. 🙂
If you are ever in NY, definitely plan on it. They are awesome!
I must say that the search terms that people are using to find your blog, are, um, amusing. 🙂
Oh sweet mother of cheese… some of them are too disturbing to even warrant a cut & paste. I desperately want to share them, but don’t wan to rape anyone else’s eyes with what my eyes have seen. GAH! Nasty, nasty shit.
Mostly I’m seeing a repetitive variation of swinging pendulum tits. Even since this post ran. Lots of interest in pendulum tits. The kind that swing. [ew]
Please share them! If you don’t want to post them, email them to me. I swear I won’t tell. 😉
Oh, dear… you can’t unsee them once you’ve seen them. You’d better be careful what you wish for.
I understand the risks inherent in what I’m about to read, ma’am.
I loved the list. Thank you so much. I screamed no no no and I noticed you’d written that, too. x
Hahahaha! See…told you… you can’t unsee it once you’ve seen it. 🙂
I screamed so loudly. I’m in a right panic. Spank me, Nancy. I love your sense of humour about it.
Thank God, Vishnu, Xenu, Buddha, etc that these freaks don’t know how to find me. 🙂
Thank Xenu… Okay, I like you a lot. I have done barre but I didn’t have symptoms like “strange search terms” after. I’m so glad it worked out for me. x
Don’t forget to check out the latest: https://myyearofsweat.wordpress.com/2014/12/30/2014-in-review/
Have done, of course, and posted a comment. x
Your search terms are way worse than mine. If there’s a prize for that, I hereby award it to you.
And those are the ones I find fit to post. Some are just too… shudder.