JLOBooty

comparison is the thief of joy

I know, I know… but how can you get smacked in the face with so much booty-liciousness and NOT compare it to your woefully inadequate butt??? JLo tweeted this photo out last week and I’ve been crying ever since, promoting her upcoming album release, Booty. But she did more than just share a picture of her…

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that time an old man unplugged my treadmill

The last time I got a really good sweat in was one week ago Monday, right before I kicked off my week of sluggishness. Looking back, with the benefits of a fully rested mind and body, I am beginning to wonder if my last run may have been so traumatic that it left me a little gun shy. On the…

weekly workout recap: aug 3 – 9

Yeah so, as it turns out, sometimes life gets in the way of blogging. And also of exercising. This was not my finest workout week ever, friends. In fact, who am I kidding, it was my worst in over 18 months. I could beat myself up and be filled with self-hate for not planning better.…

weekly workout recap: jul 27-aug 2

It’s been a long-ass time since I had to work a conference. Okay, not crazy long since I’ve attended one, but REALLY long since I actually worked one, as a booth bitch. I realized, quickly, that I don’t miss it. Holy shit. I can hike up and down a freaking mountain for 8 hours and not complain. SHUT UP! I don’t…