well look at what the cat dragged in
I could just as easily have titled this post, 2017: annus horribilis. It was. Horribilis, with a dollop of Shitibilis, and a heaping spoonful of Assibilis. Good riddance 2017.
turning 50 on the other side of the planet
The one where I journey to the other side of the planet, scale glaciers and then get pampered.
new personal best…er, worst?
The one where I make you jealous with pictures from my awesome vacation.
and then my head exploded
The one where I explain why I’m such a shitty blogger.
me… dirty? not anymore, i’m not.
We all need a little cleansing every now and again. Especially us dirty ones.
story time at my year of sweat
A tale of hiking and kayaking and rubber ducky riding! Also, gourmet donuts.
made in the shade
Finding shade during the hot, hot days of Vegas summer. Also, nature porn. PHOTOGRAPHY of nature, you pervs.
don’t boil the ocean
Not all corporate buzz phrases are useless. Follow the sage words from the boardroom and “don’t boil the ocean” when it comes to your weight loss plans.
you couldn’t make this shit up
The one where I rip into an incompetent receptionist. AKA: More medical drama.
is there a doctor in the house?
The one where I finally land the man of my dreams, a doctor.
you’ve got some gall, buddy
The one where my gallbladder AND the entire medical system decided to make me suffer.
