well look at what the cat dragged in

I could just as easily have titled this post, 2017: annus horribilis. It was. Horribilis, with a dollop of Shitibilis, and a heaping spoonful of Assibilis. Good riddance 2017.

turning 50 on the other side of the planet

The one where I journey to the other side of the planet, scale glaciers and then get pampered.

new personal best…er, worst?

The one where I make you jealous with pictures from my awesome vacation.

and then my head exploded

The one where I explain why I’m such a shitty blogger.

me… dirty? not anymore, i’m not.

We all need a little cleansing every now and again. Especially us dirty ones.

story time at my year of sweat

A tale of hiking and kayaking and rubber ducky riding! Also, gourmet donuts.

made in the shade

Finding shade during the hot, hot days of Vegas summer. Also, nature porn. PHOTOGRAPHY of nature, you pervs.

don’t boil the ocean

Not all corporate buzz phrases are useless. Follow the sage words from the boardroom and “don’t boil the ocean” when it comes to your weight loss plans.