I know everyone is on pins and needles, biting their nails, pacing… All waiting anxiously to find out if they were the LUCKY, LUCKY winner of the Cock Soup contest.
Without further ado, I give you my fair and equitable process.
Everyone who left a comment got a ballot.
All ballots were deposited into a bowl.
I shuffled and rooted around a bit.
And then I pulled out a winner:
None other than my favourite Brickhouse Chick, Maria! I’m so happy Maria won because I have it on good record that she already has Cock Sauce at home. So I know she can add some extra spice to her Cock Soup.
At this point I was going to call it a day, but your cries for Cock Soup haunted me. I knew there was only one right thing to do. And so I selflessly decided to give away my last package. Heh. See what I did there: Cock Soup…Package.
So I dug around in the ballot bowl again and drew winner #2’s name:
Yay! John Coleman!! You have no idea how much it amuses me that John, a man of the cloth, won my Cock Soup. God definitely has a sense of humour.
Maria, John: The balls are now in your court. Heh. Please email me your mailing address at nancytex at outlook dot com. I cannot wait to fill your mailbox with Cock (Soup).
To the rest of you who weren’t LUCKY, LUCKY winners of Cock Soup, my heart goes out to you. I only wish I had more than two to give away.
I’m about to make your day though…
I just realized that somewhere in this house I have one sachet of Hornimans Tea.
Okay, I know it’s not Cock Soup, but still, HORNIMANS tea? HORNY MAN’S tea??? That is pretty damned cool, too, right?
If I can find it, I will host another giveaway contest. Wish me (and yourselves) luck.
Keep moving y’all,
xoxo nancy
my year of sweat 
Whoever is stocking your market shelves must be on the little blue pill. 🙂
The Hornimans Tea was from a business trip to Barcelona a few years back. I thought it was hilarious so I grabbed a few bags to bring home. I gave some to other chicks at work but kept one for myself. But now I can’t find it. I’m sure if I find the box that had my desk stuff in it, I’ll find the tea bag. Question is, can I find it???
Amazon!
http://www.amazon.com/Hornimans-Herbal-Chamomile-Honey-Manzanilla/dp/B0057XY1QO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1432668540&sr=8-3&keywords=hornimans+tea
There ya go! You don’t even have to wait for a contest giveaway!
I prefer the thrill of a prize. 😀
Well then you must be patient.
If the corsage is any indication, I’m a very patient person. 🙂
Oh my goodness! That tea is hilarious – and I’ve never been so happy not to win a contest before! 🙂
You can stop pretending now, Kate. It’s okay to show the world your tears.
You know me too well! WHAAAAAA! WHAAAAAA! WHHAAAAAA!
There, there now… With any luck I’ll find my Hornimans Tea and you’ll win that.
LOL. 🙂
Holy COCK Soup!!!!!!! Me? The “weeener” of a cock…soup??? Ay, Dios Mio. What would my mother say? It is honestly my lucky week! I also won a copy of the book, “Don’t Touch” given away by Linda at El Space! Is there a message here? Don’t touch the cock… soup? So excited!! 🙂 🙂 And congrats to John as well!
That’s what I was thinking, Maria ~> there must be a message in your double win this week!
Congrats!
Don’t touch the Cock Soup is definitely a wise message the universe is sending to you!
Your soup, of the cock variety, will be on its way as soon as I get back to Vegas. I’m assuming the border patrol may raise eyebrows at me shipping COCK soup to you. 🙂
Wait a minute. Are you trying to smuggle something other than Cock Soup??? What will I find when I open the soup container? They have my address, they’ll be coming after me! AY!
😉 You shall have to wait and see.
And congrats to you, Maria. I’ma check out your blog.
The innuendo is strong with this one. Well done.
Barely veiled at all, right?
I LIKE IT!
😀
Chamomile is is supposed to be relaxing… so that might help. They don’t do bromide tea, do they…?
I’m not sure I saw any of that on the refreshment table, no.
A grave omission in their product portfolio. I should point it out to them…
Please do. Perhaps they’ll reward you for your useful feedback…with a crate full of HORNIMANS tea.
OMG I just googled images for Hornimans tea. So much gold there. Too much.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=hornimans+tea&biw=1366&bih=673&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=RmotVOj-CYuj8gH-6oHoDQ&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=lQhid-KdEjAG0M%253A%3B5KcZT34hDHqOsM%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fc1.staticflickr.com%252F5%252F4148%252F5017918178_1b4429429c_z.jpg%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.flickr.com%252Fphotos%252Fcastlekay%252F5017918178%252F%3B396%3B640
Thanks for keeping the entertainment coming. I can always count on you for a chuckle 🙂
You’re welcome. 🙂
Congrats to the lucky winners! It must feel like winning the lottery 🙂
Exactly like that. Only way better.
Alas, no cock soup for me. But congrats to the winners! That soup oughtta please even the most alpha of males.
This reminded me of those Campbell’s soup ads from the 70’s for Manhandlers…
How do you handle a hungry man? A Manhandler!
(Or Cock Soup)
I’m pretty sure my teen sons would not be satiated with a Manhandler can of soup. Jeez, those kids can eat. And they’re thin.
I must have the sickest mind in the world because the last thing I think of when I read manhandler is a can of soup. 🙂
Hehehe. Thanks for the laffs.
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It worked! As you were drawing the winners of the weiner soup, I kept up the mantra, “don’t pick me . . . don’t pick me . . . don’t pick me.” Not that there’s anything wrong with Cock Soup . . . but I’m sure it’s NOT vegetarian.
So glad that Ms. “Cuchi” won some soup for her sauce.
I’m not sure there’s anything edible in that soup, vegetarian or not. 🙂
You have no idea how happy I am not to be the ‘proud’ owner of some Cock Soup!
Then you had to up the ante with Hornimans Tea … and then Manhandler soup. Gahhhh – i’m out of control … danger! danger! danger!
I have no manhandled soup — but …Hope springs eternal that I’ll find my Hornimans tea! 🙂
Heh, heh, this was hilarious! I wonder what else you might find when you reach the bottom of the piles 🙂
I’m afraid of the possibilities, Tiny.
congrats to the two of you, and may you enjoy every drop of it! )
Heh 🙂
Cock Soup
Horney Tea
Little Blue Pill
Man Handler
Don’t touch the cock
Barely Veiled
I can hardly wait… 😉
Pot stirrer, you are. 🙂
Thanks for the laugh! Your reply put a smile on my face.
😀
Hehe too funny
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Hahahaha! I can’t wait to show Micah. In fact, I may wrap it up for him as a Christmas present. Or put it in his stocking. I’m wetting myself already. Thanks, Nancy! You’re a sport. John
Email me with your coordinates! 🙂
Just shot ’em to you. Heh heh.
Dude, you’re on fire!
Oh man! What a bummer but I’m happy for Maria and John 😉 You are on a roll with the products lying around your house!
The Cock Soup I don’t take responsibility for. That’s all on Mr. E and the kids. Hornimans Tea is my doing though! 🙂
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