I know everyone is on pins and needles, biting their nails, pacing… All waiting anxiously to find out if they were the LUCKY, LUCKY winner of the Cock Soup contest.
Without further ado, I give you my fair and equitable process.
Everyone who left a comment got a ballot.
All ballots were deposited into a bowl.
I shuffled and rooted around a bit.
And then I pulled out a winner:
None other than my favourite Brickhouse Chick, Maria! I’m so happy Maria won because I have it on good record that she already has Cock Sauce at home. So I know she can add some extra spice to her Cock Soup.
At this point I was going to call it a day, but your cries for Cock Soup haunted me. I knew there was only one right thing to do. And so I selflessly decided to give away my last package. Heh. See what I did there: Cock Soup…Package.
So I dug around in the ballot bowl again and drew winner #2’s name:
Yay! John Coleman!! You have no idea how much it amuses me that John, a man of the cloth, won my Cock Soup. God definitely has a sense of humour.
Maria, John: The balls are now in your court. Heh. Please email me your mailing address at nancytex at outlook dot com. I cannot wait to fill your mailbox with Cock (Soup).
To the rest of you who weren’t LUCKY, LUCKY winners of Cock Soup, my heart goes out to you. I only wish I had more than two to give away.
I’m about to make your day though…
I just realized that somewhere in this house I have one sachet of Hornimans Tea.
Okay, I know it’s not Cock Soup, but still, HORNIMANS tea? HORNY MAN’S tea??? That is pretty damned cool, too, right?
If I can find it, I will host another giveaway contest. Wish me (and yourselves) luck.
Keep moving y’all,